Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Ok I'm going to rage for about 2.5 seconds or more.  I'm freakin sick of these hobos. My mother always has said don't do this or that because there's probably a hobo waiting for you in a bush if you go by yourself. Well Maxwell...wherever you are with your silver hammer please leave me alone because I want to go bike riding right now and I can't because it's like midnight. Prime rape time. Apparently.